This tutorial is for people who are __brand new to Python__. It's for people with curioisty to feed, anxiety to overcome, and worlds to change. It's for people named Edna. (And others not named Edna.) During this tutorial you'll be encouraged to __bring your whole self to learning__. We'll start with the very basics of Python, keeping your fingers on the keyboard to gain as much practice as possible. Between strings, functions, and other fun Python-y things, we'll discuss learning deeply, __nourishing our brains__, and boosting happiness with science. No prior experience required; come just as you are. __This is about being a whole person__. It's about learning Python, because Python is really cool. It's also about staying afloat. Being productive. Focusing. It's about finding joy in the error codes. Come play. It'll be awesome.