Conference T-Shirt Design for 2007

Slogans

1. "Tired of wraslin with Python problems? Come learn from the pros in Texas. http://www.leicestergalleries.com/gfx/16930.jpg
2. "Balance"
3. "The Perfect Balance"
4. "Python: Programming In Balance"
5. "Python: So easy your boss can use it." (source: Garry Hodgson)
6. "Python makes difficult tasks possible."
7. "Python makes easy things easy, while keeping hard things possible." (This is a paraphrase of the subtitle for "Learning Perl".
8. "Python gives you bigger bricks with which to build..."
9. "Beauty against complexity"
10. Or we could go with the original spirit of Python, and have a code snippet wherein all classes, methods, and variables are named "Bruce" (in various states of capitalization) to avoid confusion.
11. "Kindergardners get it. Hackers get it. Next stop: middle management."
12. "Python: Produce results and have fun too!"
13. "python = ( each(solution) is easy for each, problem in Python )"
14. "Python, the other ubiquitous scripting language."
15. "def generate(ideas): yield results" (still LOVE this one) (I don't; results is undefined)
16. "Python: the only language you never knew you couldn't live without."
17. "Python: Produce impressive results and have fun too!"
18. "Python: have fun programming (again)!"
19. "Python: One obvious way to do things right."
20. "Python: swallows livestock"
21. "Python: will eat your dog."
22. "Python: Explicitly powerful"
23. "from __future__ import *" (or has that been done before?) (this is the title of Bob Ippolito's blog)
24. "semi-endorsed by Joel Spolsky"
25. "Is your scripting language a 'goer'...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean?"
26. "Python: programming for human beings." (+1)

27. >>> from __future__ import braces
      File "<stdin>", line 1
    SyntaxError: not a chance

28. "'Python's syntax succeeds in combining the mistakes of Lisp and Fortran. I do not construe that as progress.' -- Larry Wall, May 12 2004"
29. "Anybody else on the list got an opinion? Should I change the language or not?" -- Guido van Rossum, 28 Dec 1991
30. "Python: even though everyone's using it now, somehow it's still the coolest."
31. "Python is still all about the music."
32. "90% of all code is crud. The rest is python."
33. "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from Python."
34. "Any sufficiently advanced algorithm is indistinguishable from Python."
35. "Any optimized general and generic C library is indistinguishable from Python."
36. "Isn't it nice when things just work? Use Python."
37. "Python: a scripting language can run the world."
38. "Python: and now for something completely excellent." (+1 jorend)
39. "Sting when you pyth? Use Python!
40. "The __future__ is now!"
41. "No muss, no fuss, no spills!" (pace Tom Waits)
42. "Nudge, nudge, wink-wink, say no more..."
43. "Python: scale the heights of computing"
44. "Braces? We don't need no stinkin' braces!"
45. "Python 2.4 - now with collections! (well, deque anyway...)"
46. "Python's Dad can beat up Ruby's Dad"
47. "Python 3000: 200% more zeroes than Python 2.0!"
48. "PROCESS - SLOGAN DEFINITION"
49. "Python for Productivity"
50. "Ni!" (as in, We are the Knights Who Say...) (+1 jorend)
51. "Python: Let the Snake Tempt You" (back of T-Shirt: A winking snake with an apple balanced on its nose)
52. "Python: Welcome to the Tree of Knowledge" (back of T-Shirt: hackers around a tree with snake + apple)
53. "Python: The Full Monty" (back of T-Shirt: a list of all the standard lib modules for python 2.5)
54. "Everything* is easy with Python! (* except writing slogans, apparently)"
55. "Don't believe the hype"
56. "It's explicit."
57. "This week there's only one place to do it"
58. "Python - not a planet."
59. "Python - adequate for writing computer programs."
60. In really small letters: "readability counts"
61. or "rdblty counts"
62. "Python: fits your pocket, your hardware, your brain!" (by Rod Senra)
63. "4 out of 5 people who arrange and design shrubberies recommend Python"
64. Snakes on a brain! (or "snakes on the brain") (+1 Fuzzyman) (+1 jorend)
65. No slogan (just a logo image)

66. def is_python(lang):
        return len(lang.webframeworks) > len(lang.keywords)

67. Python: The Science Behind the Art
68. Python aint no constrictor
69. You should have seen me smile, the day I lost my braces
70. What does Pythonic mean ?
71. Python: It's Serious Business Stuff
72. Choose Python: or Someone is Going to Get Fired
73. Python: It's whats for dinner. (holy *snakes* this one is AWESOME!!!)
74. Get your daily dose of Python. Now with Iron.
75. Manager swallows Python whole. News at 11:00.
76. Python - the wafer-thin mint of programming.
77. Python: It's a Freedom Thing
78. Carpe Serpens -- Seize the Snake
79. We eat cartoon foxes for breakfast
80. Python 3000: It's not your father's python
81. Where's the beef -- my snake ate it
82. >>> import this (-1, already been done)
83. Downloading Python $0.00. Programming in Python, priceless!
84. Python. Do you speak it?
85. Python; because surely you don't want to be part of the road.
86. Python the Language (agility +100)
87. Python: I indent, therefore I code
88. self.respect()
89. Comprehension for __all__ !
90. Let's get partial!
91. Who's afraid of PEP talk?
92. Purely pragmatic and objectively functional
93. Who needs lambda anyway?
94. more Turing complete than the competition
95. Don't apply, cause that's been deprecated.
96. General Purpose
97. Celebrating the immaculate conception of the shortcut conditional expression
98. Next slice please!
99. Python changes everything
100. 2007 is the new 3000
101. Snakes on a Plain
102. "This is your brain on Python" (accompanied by an illustration of a human brain with a huge smile on it)
103. My code doesn't run...it slithers!
104. Python: less code, more results
105. Python: Fat-free Programming
106. Python: Taste programming again for the first time.
107. If the implementation is easy to explain, it may be Python.
108. Python: Rehab for the semicolon.
109. My other programming language is (also) Python.
110. The origin of suffering lies in the use of not-Python.
111. I'm not really a Wizard. I just use Python.
112. e.sub(r"(?i)\b(perl|java|vba?|c(#|\+\+|)?)", "python")
113. Any technology distinguishable from Python is insufficiently advanced.
114. Remember the Alamo. Forget the braces.
115. Parental advisory - explicit language.
116. Easy as Py.
117. Python: so eye-opening that I can't C anymore!

118. if code not in python:
        raise hell

119. import antigravity or something from http://xkcd.com/353/ . Would need author's permission.